Maytum - the 'bike ailment' isn't a mystery - just the result of blowing it up/dropping something off it in the previous race.

Double Maytum - where someone takes *two* bike to a race meeting and fails to complete a race on either one.

Alternate Maytum - Crashing whilst posing for a photographer.

Dening one- a mystery clothing induced accident

Dening two- Crashing on the way to the warm up lap

Dening Drop - caused by thinking "It's bone dry, loads o grip, give it large on the out lap to impress the girlies... Nurse..."

Sol - forgetting to brake for a corner

Ford/Champion/Dening combo - crashing someone elses bike

Ronketti - crashing on the first corner of the first lap of the first practise session through sheer stupidity.

Ronketti Flip - Caused by not scrubbing in your wedding present.

McCrashy Scrape - caused by thinking "I can save this... Oops... No I can... I think... Nuts..."

Cordina Collision - caused by thinking "Well if he can do it, so can I...No I can't..."

Oliver Olly Ooops - caused by fiddling with your suspension too much.

Molatoff Morph - caused by thinking you have more talent than you actually have and really wanting a win.

Ballerini Bash - caused by thinking brakes are over-rated and expensive to replace.

Champ - crashing on the first corner of practise cos the front tyre is a cold Michelin Pilot (honest, it was like riding on ice!).

Alternate Champ - Crashing while posing for a cute female Marshall.

Brody - missing several seasons of racing whilst detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for alleged dodgy business dealings.

JayGee - Crashing two borrowed bikes belonging to the same person on the same day.

Leonardi - Crossing the start line 10 metres behind the bike.

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